We have complicated our language with so many indirect statements, idioms, slang and jargon that a guy who starts taking things literally will literally go crazy. And this guy can be grossly misinterpreted if he starts talking to people literally. For instance, this guy tells someone, “I will kick you in the ass”. The other poor guy did not see what was coming. A woman says to him “Fuck you asshole”, and he goes “yaaaiiii”. And needless to say we get thrown into a whole new dimension about swearing literally. You get really pissed off when someone calls you “motherfucker”, imagine how pissed off this guy will get. When some guy sighs in disappointment “Fuck me”, he says “dude, I don’t do that to guys”. And we finally get an answer to the question “Who let the dogs out?”….. and the answer is “That guy”.
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